You Could Very Well Be a Member of the Church oF Christ if...
If you think "tithing" is wrong, but that you should "give at least 10%"
If you believe Jesus turned water into grape juice!
If you've heard of Jule Miller, but not John Wesley
If you check out Acts 2:38 before buying a new version of the bible, you're
definitely a member of the church of Christ!
If you refuse to accept that you are in a denomination.
If you believe that Acts 20:7 sets a clear pattern for every Sunday, only
Sunday communion.
If you believe that instrumental music in worship will send you to Hell but
that God approves of it in Heaven.
If you believe Jesus turned water into grape juice!
If you've heard of Jule Miller, but not John Wesley
If you check out Acts 2:38 before buying a new version of the bible, you're
definitely a member of the church of Christ!
If you refuse to accept that you are in a denomination.
If you believe that Acts 20:7 sets a clear pattern for every Sunday, only
Sunday communion.
If you believe that instrumental music in worship will send you to Hell but
that God approves of it in Heaven.
Being a Papist myself, I didn't really get this. But I will be turning to those passages from Acts in a moment.
Posted by: lex icon | May 28, 2005 at 16:08
is that suppose to be funny? although, i'm not discrediting the fact that it could be true in the old school c of c mentality, for the most part this has not been my experience in the last ten years.
Posted by: manda | May 30, 2005 at 23:06